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So, just so we’re clear: a 15-year-old who had unprotected sex and knows that...
– Teen Girls Can Suck It: No Morning-After Pill Without Doc’s Consent (via fox-power)
michelleeeeen replied to your post: so today was pretty fun
WHO ARE YOU
Satan, obviously.
thelittlestchrist replied to your post: thelittlestchrist replied to your post: Serious…
I’m sorry you’re so freaked out! Funny People, The IT Crowd (British television show, it’s on netflix instant watch if you have it), and Bridesmaids are some of my favorite “funny wahhh I can’t sleep” films.
Ahhh it’s ok I’m just being silly! I try really hard not to believe in that...
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thelittlestchrist replied to your post: Serious question: how do you sleep after using a…
A few ambien and a funny movie to fall asleep to. No sarcasm intended, this is from personal experience.
I don’t have any ambien, but I do have a computer with access to funny movies. Embarrassingly enough I googled “how to fall asleep when you’re terrified” and read similar...
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Serious question: how do you sleep after using a Ouija board and becoming truly convinced that there are evil, satanic spirits everwhere that want to do you harm?
You would think I would be joking. But I’m not.
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so today was pretty fun
Got my nose pierced and kind of had to get a giant ring because I dislike studs. Oh well. 6-8 weeks isn’t too terribly long to wait to change it.
Also, me and two of my friends did a Ouija board in the cemetery and I HIGHLY recommend that no one ever do that because it is terrifying. Fun, but eons more terrifying than fun.
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You know, people used to write reviews and say, ‘She’s cynical and depressed,’...
– Daniel Clowes on Enid Coleslaw for Rookie (via weepyyoungdevotchka)
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Reblog so people know who you are →
ayries:
Name: Zoe (pronounced with the e) Tumblr Name: humbertlearns Nickname(s): Ehhh none that I want anyone on tumblr to use Birthday: April 21st Relationship Status: Unwilling and unable to relationship Random fact about you: It is entirely possible that I am the world’s most devoted fan of the s’mores like treat, the MoonPie.
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My life for the past hour or so has been like that episode of Breaking Bad- Fly
There was a big, nasty house fly in my bathroom and it was buzzing around in a corner where I couldn’t get at it with the swatter and I kept getting really grossed out because I was thinking about it leaving little fly eggs everywhere in my bathroom and IT WOULD NOT DIE. At one point it even buzzed down into my...
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