Hi, I’m Zoe and I’m single but wild lol xxxo!!!!
I like: twinkies, radical feminism, and short walks on the beach.
Applicants must:
- Refer to me as “Khaleesi” or “My Sun and Stars” at all times.
- Preferably be made of chocolate.
- Understand that I both want to have sex and am completely weirded out by the idea of having sex.
CALL 1-800-666-66666…6 FOR FURTHER INQUIRY.
posted 10:52 pm on Tuesday, September 18, 2012 with 8 notes
tags » #holla at ya boys #single nd lookin #can't handle all this sexy by myself #it just bustin' out everywherez-
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DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU’RE MY HEROOOOOOOOO AND EVERYTHING I WOULD LIKE TO BEEEEEEEE
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