Verona: Her heart rate’s pretty slow.
Burt: What is it?
Verona: It’s like one-fifteen.
Burt: That seems normal enough, right?
Verona: Well, it’s supposed to be between one-twenty and one-sixty.
Burt: She’s just mellow. Mellow’s good.
Verona: I don’t want mellow now. I want lively now, mellow later.
Burt: I think it’s fine.
Verona: That’s ‘cause you don’t want to fight. We should fight more, just get riled up.
Burt: Didn’t we fight last night?
Verona: No, we discussed. We need to fight. You never raise your voice.
Burt: Okay. You’ve done something wrong, and I’m really bothered by it. Man am I cross. Real mad.
Verona: No, it has to be convincing.
Burt: Like, should I swear?
Verona: No, just raise your voice.

(Source: clawbag)