Most of what I take from The Piano, besides it being a very beautiful movie, is that I just really want to touch some man butts afterward.

Lots o’ man butts. For me to touch.

I feel like Baines should be saying something like “my precioussss” when he strokes her leg through that hole in her tights

PLAYING A TABLE LIKE A PIANO

SHE’S A WITCH

SHE’S A WITCH

OR CRAZY

She’s definitely not just a piano genius playing from memory BECAUSE YOU WON’T GET HER PIANO MR. STEWART, YOU DUMB SHIT